Um...hi. I'M HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME! (waiving hands rapidly back and forth, all Tom Hanks from that one movie where he's stranded on an island and hooks up with Wilson, and the name is totally blanking on me but I really did like the movie I must admit.).
Yes, I'm still here. I've made the decision to come back to the blog world. I stopped because of several reasons, mainly being I had to get back to a thing called WORK! Oh
yah, that thing that gives me a lovely check every other Friday and provides sustenance for the hubby and me. It just got busy, but luckily it's seasonal. Well, it hasn't totally slowed down yet, but it's around the corner, I can smell it. Ah, the smell of fall and winter. And the sounds of crickets chirping in my cubicle land. Luckily I do love my maze of cubicles, and that's a rare thing. And I don't really want to discuss the work on here, because since I do like it, I want to keep it. (And I apologize to my every English teacher I've ever had that I am starting sentences with the word "and".)
Another reason-I started this little blog as a "project" for myself, sort of a "test project" and part of my new years resolution. Let's face it-I've never been good with goals. Soccer when I was 11? Quit because I hated running. Softball? Was getting pretty darn good, which meant serious, which meant no time to be social at 13, which is oh-so-crucial to life. Quit that too. (I don't think my dad has forgiven me for that one.) Gymnastics? I quit because I was getting "curves" and those said "curves" and gymnastics are polar opposites and don't get along well. In fact, gymnastics often beats "curves" over the head until "curves" are reduced to a bloody pulp. (I will still always continue to have the dream to go to the Olympics, though. What? It could happen.) Tennis? Lasted for 1/2 a summer. Then slowly faded away to that place all half-
assed interests go...
Reason 3? Because this was a test-project for me, I hadn't really told the hubby about it. I don't think he understands this blogging world, and I think talking to people on the Internet creeps him out. I met up with a the girls from The Nest a couple times, and he was totally sketched out. "You're going to meet up with people you've never met before? Huh. Be Careful!". As I expected, they were all serial killers that have been in and out of the psych ward a few times, have multiple personalities (hence all the people I was meeting), and strangely all went by the same name. You know, the you-sh. Actually, they were all beyond normal, nice, and drink beer, so what more could I ask for?
The hubby now understands this Internet thing isn't just for meeting "lonely people in your area-Call me now at 1-800-
Imaslut" and such. I also hesitated to tell him about the blog, because I'm a little, I dunno, embarrassed or something. I don't think I ever told him about when I was younger, I would talk to myself, or narrate my day in "novel voice". Thinking that someday, I would write books for
pre-teens who also enjoyed the
Baby Sitters Club (I totally wanted to be Stacey) ,
Sweet Valley High,
Judi Blume. Looking back, good thing I never followed through on that, because GAWD my books would have been boring. I'm falling asleep just thinking about them. But seriously, I've always been an avid reader and had some pretty kick arse English teachers throughout my
edumacation that have encouraged my "voice on paper". See, I was born a blogger, I suppose.
I guess he's slowly starting to understand that? He's probably annoyed by my love of writing, because such love has created a monster when it comes to editing his paper; I tend to bust out the red marker (not that he's not a wonderful writer himself, I just love to pretend I know it all and a red pen makes me feel empowered.) As I go forward with this "baby" blog , (not in reference to an actual baby, but in reference to the fact that it has a while to grow), the hubby will now be referred to formally as "R". Since there are still creepy people on the Internet, so out of respect for his privacy, I hope you all are cool with that. Hence the happy banana. There's also something so charming about personifying a banana.
And lastly, reason
numero cuatro,
the child. Callie is a whole 5.6 months right now, and I'm proud to report she has only been to the emergency vet two times! So, after the vaccines series, the $50438 spay, the x-rays for her hips (more on that later), the bee sting, and the vomiting episodes, and one pulled baby tooth...the poor girl has used up her college fund. Per instructions of her father, R, we have broken the news to her that she will now be attending trade school after high school, as we can now longer afford even community college. We also gave her the military option as well, as she has a slight problem with authority and we figured a little boot camp might do her some good. I can see her in the Coast Guard personally-that girl has a mean
doggie paddle! If we're lucky, she might get a scholarship, and who knows-maybe she'll be in the 2026 Olympics?